peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Source: khalessiofpizza, via the-analrapist)

cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

(via the-analrapist)

  • Derek: You know what they have here?
  • Lee: What?
  • Derek: Tequila.
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